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Upload your room
Pick a photo of a space you own or have permission to roast. No surprise submissions. Ever.
Opt-in AI roasting
Upload your room.
Get roasted.
Share the evidence.
RoomRoast turns your own room photo into a sharp, share-ready Roast Card. Brutally honest. Helpfully useful. Entirely your call.
Your photo stays private unless you choose to share.
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The verdict
Your room called.
It wants a refund.
#RoomRoast
Made to share
Sample Roast Card · The results are yours to post—or not.
How it works
Three moves.
One memorable receipt.
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Get the verdict
A fast, funny read on the chaos, clutter, and questionable choices—made for you, not at you.
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Share the evidence
Keep it private or post your Roast Card. The punchline only leaves the room when you say so.
The consent clause
Savage, not shady.
RoomRoast is an invitation, not a gotcha. We make jokes about rooms because the person who owns the room asked for it.
- Only roast rooms you submit yourself or have clear permission to submit.
- Nothing is posted automatically—your room and Roast Card stay yours.
- Funny is the point. Cruel is not. Every roast stays in the playful zone.
The next room is yours